The Silicon Valley of India :
Bangalore the city that is scaling empyreal heights to be noticed for all the wrong reasons.
Our Claims of being a Proud Bangalorean :
1. Redefining roads : While other cities have potholes on roads we have roads on potholes.
2.We are more worried about Infy 2.0,3.0 etc.. than the bludgeoning problems that we encounter day to day.
3.We can radically question as to how only 40 lakhs was taken by Sreesanth for spot fixing while we can ignore why cost a of kg of tomato in Bangalore equals that of a kg of apple.
4.We can hold our heads high for having a paper in English for medical entrance read COMED) and not having one for Ers. reason : medicos need communication and engineers do not need it. Eureka.
5.Autos to charge 3 times the fare for monsoon. Now taxis, railways and Airlines can take a cue out of it.
6.Electronic City to have a seperate civic body. Not that BBMP would have made things better or different. We are brilliant in creating a family tree of BBMP thereby de-centralising corruption.
7.KMF gives extra milk of 20 ml for just 50 paise.
8.Replace 108 Services with Pizza Hut Nos. They have better and timely delivarance.
9.With no front to take on unmitigated price spirals, H.E. Shri Deve Gowda opines that the Third front is the pill to cure the nation's ills. Bangalore and Karnataka are free from all diseases , so now the eyes on the nation.
Not all is lost amidst this mayhem. We may have multiple revolutions in the offing .
Imagine these :
A new recipe to be available in Darshinis across Bangalore.
a. Mossambi rasam
b. apple sambar.
c. mango palya.
d.banana kheer.
For a small family of parents and a kid, a free Engineering Seat would be given. With this master stroke we can become the biggest exporter of engineers across the globe.
Proud to be a Bangalorean.
Bangalore the city that is scaling empyreal heights to be noticed for all the wrong reasons.
Our Claims of being a Proud Bangalorean :
1. Redefining roads : While other cities have potholes on roads we have roads on potholes.
2.We are more worried about Infy 2.0,3.0 etc.. than the bludgeoning problems that we encounter day to day.
3.We can radically question as to how only 40 lakhs was taken by Sreesanth for spot fixing while we can ignore why cost a of kg of tomato in Bangalore equals that of a kg of apple.
4.We can hold our heads high for having a paper in English for medical entrance read COMED) and not having one for Ers. reason : medicos need communication and engineers do not need it. Eureka.
5.Autos to charge 3 times the fare for monsoon. Now taxis, railways and Airlines can take a cue out of it.
6.Electronic City to have a seperate civic body. Not that BBMP would have made things better or different. We are brilliant in creating a family tree of BBMP thereby de-centralising corruption.
7.KMF gives extra milk of 20 ml for just 50 paise.
8.Replace 108 Services with Pizza Hut Nos. They have better and timely delivarance.
9.With no front to take on unmitigated price spirals, H.E. Shri Deve Gowda opines that the Third front is the pill to cure the nation's ills. Bangalore and Karnataka are free from all diseases , so now the eyes on the nation.
Not all is lost amidst this mayhem. We may have multiple revolutions in the offing .
Imagine these :
A new recipe to be available in Darshinis across Bangalore.
a. Mossambi rasam
b. apple sambar.
c. mango palya.
d.banana kheer.
For a small family of parents and a kid, a free Engineering Seat would be given. With this master stroke we can become the biggest exporter of engineers across the globe.
Proud to be a Bangalorean.
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